snarerush: When T. saginata becomes sexually mature the gravid proglottids will break off and migrate out the digestive tract. These proglottids are motile and can lodge in the common bile duct, pancreatic duct or the appendix. Blockage of any can result in intense abdominal pain and is life threatening.
snarerush: THAT SOUNDS SO AWFUL
snarerush: when i became sexually mature i didnt break off and migrate into someones digestive tract
snarerush: well
snarerush: gay people kind of do that when they are sexually mature

snarerush: so when we plugged in the dvd player it said
snarerush: "please select which device you want to appreciate"
snarerush: and then we selected the device we wanted to appreciate
snarerush: and then it said
snarerush: "which setting would you like to enjoy?"
snarerush: it was such a polite tv

also

glorify: Nothing Man!

He does NOTHING.
He carries a lot of weapons, can fly, run at super speeds, has super strength, and super durability.
But he does nothing.
He just walks around and intimidates people, but since he is doing nothing wrong, the heroes can't do anything to stop him.
glorify: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
glorify: LMFAO
moot: if you wanted to be a douchebag you could call him "Pre-1941 America Man"

listen up motherfuckers

Shuttup Jesse: if i dont eat will i get skinny
eternal faptain: no
Shuttup Jesse: how can i get skinny
eternal faptain: eating healthy and exercising
Shuttup Jesse: how do i get around having to do those and lose weight?
eternal faptain: you can't

in completely unrelated news:

eternal faptain: WAAAAH I WANT YOUR YOITE /GRABBY
buono buono ooh: replace yoite with cock
eternal faptain: that's what miharu did, anyway

ZING

oh, and i finally joined anime_lj_tcg! make fun of me all you want, but it looks entertaining :( even though i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing, care to trade?

the last piece of advice i will impart to you today (imagine it spoken in aigis' moe robot voice): "If you've fallen, get back up."

i've made a lot of progress in p3 but i don't feel like recapping, so maybe tomorrow. in other news, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH NABARI? it's turning into khr jesus fucking christ i have no clue where the plot is going at this point

snarerush: So the Resident Advisors have a budget to put on "programming," which are events we put on in the dorm. What kinds of things would y'all be interested in? For example, last year we had movie nights, Rootbeer Pong, Midnight Sex, Drugs, and Alcohol discussions, Board game nights, etc.

Anything you think would be fun to do this year? If so, reply with your idea.
snarerush: excuse me?
moot: rootbeer pong
moot: board game nights
moot: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO A FUN COLLEGE
snarerush: no
snarerush: i think my parents signed me up for a retirement home by accident
snarerush: is there like shuffleboard wednesdays
snarerush: i have to go to canasta fridays and mah jong tuesdays
snarerush: and every saturday they have jello at the cafeteria and we watch humphrey bogart movies

I am getting less and less excited for college. Preferably I would like to move to Soviet Russia and write Communist propaganda while sipping heavily from my bottle of vodka. If that doesn't work out I'm going to live in my parents' basement, engaging in such activities as venturing outside only to check out the new releases at Anime Pavilion and writing gay erotica until I turn 46 and kill myself by wrapping a makeshift bedsheet noose around my neck and kicking out my own office chair from underneath me. My parents are very excited about the prospects for my future, they will endorse me at the end of my high school career by slapping me on the back and telling me: "Well, at least you had potential when you were a young child. Too bad about that whole growing up to be a filthy pervert deal."

Looking at figurines has made me so sad that I have barely any money. If I ever get extremely rich I am buying Emily a million outfits and then buying myself a million figurines.

( picture dump of figurines i will never have :( )

In other news, it astounds me how much serious discussion can still be had over Death Note. Re: second arc, Emily and I take different sides on who's to blame for the semi-failure of L's successors. (SPOILER: Well, ultimately they succeeded, but not without the cost of the lives of 2/3 of the top three students.)

( AIM discussion under here, spoilers ahoy )

So those of you that are familiar with Death Note, what do you think? Obviously this is putting it in ultra-simplistic terms, but was it "Near's fault" or "Mello's fault"?

eternal faptain: i want to rape near
fuwa fuwa emily: that's off topic but not really because i think we're all always thinking about that.
eternal faptain: HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
fuwa fuwa emily: o///o
eternal faptain: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fuwa fuwa emily: ;^;
eternal faptain: near said 'see all' and i thought he said 'ciel'
eternal faptain: this is your fault
fuwa fuwa emily: HAHAHAHAH
fuwa fuwa emily: HAHAHAHAHA
fuwa fuwa emily: the other day i typed cieling.
eternal faptain: HAHAFHHDLKASDHLKGRAHHAHAHA
fuwa fuwa emily: like
fuwa fuwa emily: CIEL IS THERE ouo
eternal faptain: cieling ciel is watching you masturbate
fuwa fuwa emily: go on
eternal faptain: i dont think i would ever fap if ciel watched me from the ceiling. in fact i would just kill myself
fuwa fuwa emily: oh my god
eternal faptain: you would enjoy it though
fuwa fuwa emily: ciel just like in the cieling , crouching
fuwa fuwa emily: leaning over the open tile
fuwa fuwa emily: like
eternal faptain: c:<
fuwa fuwa emily: x_o wot wot

lady from riga: “Oh, little Robin, how naïve do you think I am~?” he asked, walking over to crouch next to Ciel and run his hand over a pale thigh where the petticoats had ruched up, the tulle scratching his stomach.
lady from riga: ciel: V..VERY?
eternal faptain: AHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH
lady from riga: seriously it's..it's not the best disguise
eternal faptain: i'm surprised more people didn't go 'what the fuck is ciel phantomhive doing in a dress and a wig'
lady from riga: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH EXACTLY
lady from riga: "is that his faggy ass butler, oh my god it is, OH MY GOD IS THIS SOME SEX ROLEPLAY?? DOES THIS GET THEM OFF?? I'M LEAVING VISCOUNT YOU THROW THE WORST PARTIES EVER"

eternal faptain: EMILY
eternal faptain: HEY EMILY
lady from riga: yes
eternal faptain: I LOVE YOU
lady from riga: NYORO~N? ;-;