ahhhhhhh i just finished my christmas shopping for dad. i got him some books and 2 seasons of the sopranos, i think he will enjoy. tomorrow i'm gonna take the metro in to work with dad and get stuff for my mom downtown.

this snowstorm, coupled with winter break, has made me starved for human contact. unfortunately it's so close to the holidays that nobody can really hang out. and i still haven't made plans for new year's - i got invited to hang out with someone i really hate, so i'm gonna try to avoid that, but i also don't want to just sit at home and do nothing. why don't people i like ever invite me to do shit? also, what's wrong with me that i haven't gotten my driver's license yet?

anyway, i bought volume 2 of dogs at borders. i don't even know what viz is doing with the translations. it really is like hank and bradley's adventures. they translated whatever it was that giovanni said to fruhling before they headed out as "Taking the lads out for a hike?"

TAKING THE LADS OUT FOR A HIKE

TAKING THE LADS OUT FOR A HIKE

they also translated fruhling as saying "Farewell, little prince Giovanni." where the fuck did they get the 'prince' from? and instead of having badou going "fa-fa-fa-family should not fight! my brothers! all of you shut up and fuck off!" it said "n-n-n-nobody gives a shit about your stupid freakin sibling rivalry! all of you can just fuck off!!" WHAT? WHAT????? THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING STUPID i mean is it intentional, them making badou sound like (even more of) a retard - and giovanni like the token homo? well, hey, the bright side is i get to see everything in its full scenic glory. also naoto's nakedness without jpg compression. :)

ah, and turns out that jumpsuit badou wore for a while is camouflage. who the fuck wears a camouflage jumpsuit is what i'd like to ask. with red hair and green clothes he's bound to look like a fucking eyepatched christmas tree. tis the season, i guess.

oh but since i'll be in downtown dc tomorrow, would anyone wanna meet up for a bit?

HOLIDAY CARD POST

You guys want some hideous cards from me this holiday season? Leave your address here and I'll send it over before Christmastime. Just be warned though that there's a good chance of it being disgusting and NSFW, so if your parents/roommates/spouses/jailers read your mail, be warned.

Comments are screened so no worries. Also I might be soliciting some of your addresses even if you don't leave them here because I feel fucking festive and want to send out shit this winter. >:o

edit: everything will be in envelopes, i forgot to mention.

Title: Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight)
Fandom: Campus Lagann
Pairing: Rossiu/Viral
Rating: PG-13, I guess.
Summary: CAMPUS LAGANN FIC! This is a Christmas/belated birthday gift for Emily because she is awesome and deserves it.

( whoa whoa the mistletoe )

lady from riga: i'm sad christmas is almost over tho:-(
fat centipede: ME TOO!
fat centipede: that's why i like the concept of hannukah better, you actually get time to enjoy it
fat centipede: christmas is like
lady from riga: YAY EIGHT DAYS OF CRAPPY PRESENTS
fat centipede: "CHRISTMAS IS GONNA COME OH BOY OH BOY, CHRISTMAS IS GONNA COME OH BOY OH BOY"
fat centipede: "CHRISTMAS IS HERE!"
lady from riga: CHRISTMAS IS OVER.
fat centipede: "okay everything's done, time to pack up your shit and leave."
lady from riga: christmas is like an orgasm ffs
fat centipede: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE RIGHT

this is my christmas list, aka 50 Million Things I Will Never Have aka FUCK MY LIFE

( onwards )