OH MY GOD RAWS OF DOGS 47

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*BREATHES*

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IC ANTBREATHE

okay now that i forgot about this entry and came back to it i can breathe but still WHAT THE SHITTING SHIT IS GOING ON????

i guess i should have been careful what i wished for as far as 'more action' goes

GOD ITS BEEN SO FUCKING RAINY ALL WEEK I SWEAR ITS RAINED NONSTOP FOR LIKE 5 DAYS JESUS ITS GETTING STRAIGHT UP BIBLICAL. um hnhn i swear i had some interesting stuff to say in this entry but its just all gone. ive been playing a lot of WoW recently...i gave up on playing hunter though its just not going to work out for me.

Oh also I just found out that Nails is a real German-based last name. I guess Nagel would be the actual German form? But idk Ive just been on a hack translation streak recently so here are some cool tweets

from twitter:

- einsturzen means collapse. du means you. "you collapse?" i know she's named after the band but it could have a dual meaning..
- einstürzen du neu bauten means you collapse newly built? without the 'du' it's 'new building collapse'..hmmm
- rammst = to ram and ein = one.. "to ram one?" but er = he/him so rammsteiner would be "to ram + one + him" ???
- and frühling means spring. :D
- angelica obv means angelic, so angelica + einstürzen would translate to "angel collapse"
- and 'campanella' means 'bell' in italian, doesn't it? SPRING BELL HURRR
- or maybe i'm just reading too much into it. :| that's probably more likely.
- heine is a german name, but haine means hatred in french
- "attirehaine" would make a great haine username...or "haineattire"
- haineattire could be cerberus!haine and attirehaine could be normal!haine

im pretty bad in german though so i prob made a bunch of weird mistakes. ALSO i havent been to russian class in like two weeks i think i just forgot everything i learned.

So, a couple days ago I made this prediction:

"i bet i know what will happen in the next chapter though

haine and giovanni will fire guns at each other, giovanni will say something taunting but ultimately meaningless, naoto will do some crazy acrobatic swordfighting, nill will be cute but useless"

Let's have a play-by-play of the most recent Dogs chapter, raws of which have just been released.

Haine and Giovanni firing guns at each other: ✔
Giovanni saying something taunting but ultimately meaningless: ✔
Naoto doing crazy acrobatic swordfighting: ✔
Nill being cute but useless: ✔
Anything resembling a plot: ✖

Who called it? I called it. I'm not kidding when I say I want to take over writing Dogs. Miwa can draw everything and I can do the storytelling. It'd be such a good manga.

In more pleasant news, Giovanni's legs have been getting steadily longer and thinner. Like, dude, check this shit out. Giovanni is starting to rival Naoto in terms of leg deliciousness.

Alright that's my daily dose of fagging about Dogs, I should probably shut the fuck up now.

Oh, P.S. - no word on Badou. I'm going to kill myself if this gets dragged out for another like five months.

OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT BADDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OH MY FUCKING GOD NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO YOU BETTER FUCKING MAKE IT OUT ALIVE OR I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU ASSHOLE YEAH I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S CONTRADICTORY I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

to dogs fans on flist:

have you ever wondered if badou's NO CIGARETTES RAAARGH! fits are actually just excuses for him to let out whatever rage he's feeling under the pretense of something that will still make him look like an idiot?

to everyone else:

do you ever feel like you're dreaming when you're awake? i don't mean ~something is so amazing it must be a dream~ but more like it doesn't feel like it's real?

CHAPTER 42 OF DOGS

I CREAMED MYSELF

DOES ANYONE KNOW JAPANESE

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT GIOVANNI SAID, STAT

okay uh. i'm. apping gio at damned, and this is a Big Fucking Deal. to have this app be the best that it can be, i need a little help. if any of you are familiar with Dogs and Giovanni, will you do me a huge favor and look this over for me? i'm still working on the personality section, so this post just has the history section - the rest of it will be up asap. thank you in advance, this means a lot to me. :(

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THE SOUNDTRACK MEME.

These are sites that are good and fun to look through:
My Life Is Average - Sort of like fmylife, but with everyday occurrences. Half the shit there applies to me, it is partly hilarious but mostly sad.
Texts From Last Night - People are weird, especially when they are drunk.
Hot Chicks With Douchebags - The chicks are not very hot but the douchebags are still fun to watch.

I am recently addicted to this song because Fridge is an asshole. Along with that came Gio-dragon.

Sometimes I wonder if I should bother doing anything productive with my time.