god i had the weirdest dream while i was napping this afternoon/evening. i dreamed that i was giovanni (strange, how i have a relatively large amount of dreams where i am giovanni) and i was in this mining town/mountain lodge in the far north, so far north that it was dark 24 hours of the day. i got really angry at a woman, though i dont think she was einstellsehn or fruhling, and then i walked away with a purpose, and went into this underground mining shaft and someone killed me. i was happy about being killed because i was afraid of living forever. in this world though when you died you'd just become a ghost that could coexist with and reside among humans. there was also separate food for ghosts and humans, and the ghost food was like a bunch of jars of white/cream-colored/brown stuff. it would taste bad to humans but it tasted good to ghosts. anyway i ate some food and then i macked on some girl while still in ghost form. why are all my semi-sex dreams ones in which i am also giovanni? anyway that was my dream, pretty exciting shit.

So, a couple days ago I made this prediction:

"i bet i know what will happen in the next chapter though

haine and giovanni will fire guns at each other, giovanni will say something taunting but ultimately meaningless, naoto will do some crazy acrobatic swordfighting, nill will be cute but useless"

Let's have a play-by-play of the most recent Dogs chapter, raws of which have just been released.

Haine and Giovanni firing guns at each other: ✔
Giovanni saying something taunting but ultimately meaningless: ✔
Naoto doing crazy acrobatic swordfighting: ✔
Nill being cute but useless: ✔
Anything resembling a plot: ✖

Who called it? I called it. I'm not kidding when I say I want to take over writing Dogs. Miwa can draw everything and I can do the storytelling. It'd be such a good manga.

In more pleasant news, Giovanni's legs have been getting steadily longer and thinner. Like, dude, check this shit out. Giovanni is starting to rival Naoto in terms of leg deliciousness.

Alright that's my daily dose of fagging about Dogs, I should probably shut the fuck up now.

Oh, P.S. - no word on Badou. I'm going to kill myself if this gets dragged out for another like five months.

I just downloaded the new Venetian Snares EP, 'Horsey Noises,' and holy dang it is good. snarerush's favorite song is Pig Dync but mine is def. Horsey Noises (the song of the same title, I mean). Here it is:



It...it reminds me of Giovanni. I can't get the image of him out of my head while listening to this song. ( ._.)

EDIT: okay i've updated so much today so i'm just gonna edit this entry but HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAHAH OH WOW someone fucked up. my mom's a teacher, so she gets these weekly email updates from the city administration about stuff that's going on in the district - and today she got this email.


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Pretty normal, right? But what's that youtube link doing there? I dunno, let's click.



Ahahahahaha oops

and now for something completely unrelated

fridge: Amazons and strong women (warrior women; women as soldiers, law enforcement figures, or leaders; goddesses; tough, butch, or muscled women; lesbians or dykes; quasi-masculine characteristics in general, such as a boyish body type: slim, athletic, and small-breasted; forcefulness or brusqueness)
fridge: this is totally gio's kink.

amirite

I GOT ACCEPTED TO damned!!!!

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okay now the hard part is here: actually playing there. and holy shit I have to make glasses-less Gio icons and it's so tedious ffffuuuuuuuu-

CHAPTER 42 OF DOGS

I CREAMED MYSELF

DOES ANYONE KNOW JAPANESE

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT GIOVANNI SAID, STAT

nnnnghrhugnrng here's the personality section and other misc sections. samples are coming up. the amount of stress this is causing me is ridiculous.

( fhdslkfdsfdfkfldlsfd )

okay uh. i'm. apping gio at damned, and this is a Big Fucking Deal. to have this app be the best that it can be, i need a little help. if any of you are familiar with Dogs and Giovanni, will you do me a huge favor and look this over for me? i'm still working on the personality section, so this post just has the history section - the rest of it will be up asap. thank you in advance, this means a lot to me. :(

( bllhgauregjlkdfjkdjskdsjldsf )

THE SOUNDTRACK MEME.

These are sites that are good and fun to look through:
My Life Is Average - Sort of like fmylife, but with everyday occurrences. Half the shit there applies to me, it is partly hilarious but mostly sad.
Texts From Last Night - People are weird, especially when they are drunk.
Hot Chicks With Douchebags - The chicks are not very hot but the douchebags are still fun to watch.

I am recently addicted to this song because Fridge is an asshole. Along with that came Gio-dragon.

Sometimes I wonder if I should bother doing anything productive with my time.